These days I have to ....

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O the guys were there to 'visit' me; instead they make themselves at home and starting taking pictures!! Check out this scandalous pose I had to do.

A Brand New Life

I didn't survive the bowel cleansing. The liquid was so Horrible that it elevated the word HORRID to a new platform. I threw up just looking at it. I am not kidding. And hours after the session, the mere thought of it made me feel like throwing up again. And even whilst I write about the unmentionable now, yes, I feel like throwing up again.

I pray I will NEVER EVER have to go through that again.

On a lighter (ironically) note, I survived the scopes.

I am in good condition.

Praise the Lord.

Another Chapter of my life.

I am off for my gastroscopy and colonoscopy. Technically they are to be carried out tomo morning. But I have to prepare my bowels today. And I have opted to stay in the hospital for that.

For all the singles reading this blog, you would know in times like this (and of course at other times too for most of us haha) you would wish there is someone special in your life that can be there for you. But when there isn't (like my case) and yet you are faced with situations like this, you just have to go though it.

No, I am not depressed. But I am not happy either. But whether its single, as a couple or family, some things you just have to go through it.

I reckon I am luckier than many. I have the Lord Jesus with me.

Cheerios.

I have SO many things to do....so MANY things I want to do..

I need to get a Man, get a new Job, get an Apartment, get a Motorbike license (and a motorbike), get a Car, get a Life...a New life.

Note : Not in sequential order nor is it by preference.

Although by preference, it would be....hmm....

Get a Man, get an Apartment, Get a Motorbike license??

Lets try this again. If its by sequence, it should be...hmm....

Get a Life then I can get a Man and a new Job that would allow me to get an Apartment and a Car. I can then drive to the Driving Centre to take lessons and soon get a Motorbike license...and then, I will get a New life!

I knew I will figure it out somehow :-)

Just have to work hard at it now.

A Singlish Play Based On a True Story

Scene : Block D Telok Blangah Road (opposite the current Carribbean Condominium)
Era : 1970s
Characters:
- Ah Soh as Cantonese Middle Aged Lady from 3rd floor, Staircase A who understands little Malay
- My Mum as Hakka Lady from Staircase B who speaks Hokkien, Hakka, Malay, Mandarin and understands Simple English
- Ali as Malay Boy

Act One Scene One
My Mum : A Ah Soh, why you take this Staircase (B)? First time I see you take this Staircase...
Ah Soh : Aiyo, Ali told me that end (Staircase B) got people die! Lucky he told me or else I suay ah!
Ah Mum : Really? Strange? I didn't hear anything about it. Wonder who it is.
Ah Soh : Aiya. Ali said down there ADA ORANG MAKTI ... so must be lah. Aiyo suay ah.

Act One Scene Two
My Mum (muttering to herself) : Cannot be what...if got people die, we sure know...such a small estate. Hmmm...

Act Two Scene One
My Mum : Ali Ali! Staircase B side got people die ah?
Ali : Huh? No leh. Where got?
My Mum : 3rd Floor Ah Soh said you told her!
Ali (ponders) : Huh?
Ali (after a long while) : Aiyo NO LAH. I told her "Sanah Ada Tupperware Party!!!! Bukan 'Ada Orang Makti' Aiyo!!!!
My Mum : !!!!!

Subtitles : I told her there is a Tupperware Party. I didn't say someone passed away.

Translation :
Orang Makti = Someone passed away
Ada = There is
Bukan = Not

New Bags that burnt many holes in my pocket.

Used to love Camden but not this trip...its just too crowded and too much trash.

Sights of London that I saw on this trip.

Enjoying a lazy morning@Green Park

July 24/25. Many of us descended on Kent, NE of UK and wondering what we were doing in this 鸟不生蛋的地方。

Good to meet at a foreign town in a foreign land

Pre-Wedding Drinks@Kent..the day the overseas guests (ie. US) arrived.

Presenting ...

Sending the bride and groom off.

Before the busload of people arrive...the wedding ground

Fooling around forgetting that we are attending a wedding :-)

Colleagues, ex-colleagues and spouses of colleagues of the bride

Us and the lovely bride.